109 True Lies

July 25, 2022Podcast

It’s the worst of our summer blockbusters so far—1994’s True Lies! Hear Arnold Schwarzenegger talk to horses! Hear Jamie Lee Curtis scream! Hear yet another absolutely baffling See You in the Funny Papers! Also, help us answer: Is this our “that’s what she said” episode? If so, we promise never to do it again.

107 Mission: Impossible

July 11, 2022Podcast

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to the next in our Summer Blockbuster series: Mission: Impossible!

That’s a lot of colons! We promise there’s no colon talk in the episode. There’s also no Mission Mountain School talk in the Mission: Impossible episode? How’d we miss that opportunity? It’s probably The Gideons’ fault. Those damn Gideons.

Anyway, Tom Cruise and Ving Rhames and helicopters and disks and cables and stuff.

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106 Independence Day

July 4, 2022Podcast

We’re kicking off our Summer Blockbuster series with a very apropos classic from 1996 — Independence Day starring Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Vivica Fox, and Jeff Goldblum! Contrary to jen’s opinion, this movie is not Men in Black.

Come whoop E.T.’s ass with us, but seriously, fuck this country.

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