108 Twister

July 18, 2022Podcast

Number 3 in our summer blockbuster series, it’s Twister! We sound like real jags in this one, especially jen. Turns out it WAS her parents who raised her. Why the hell was Aunt Meg in this movie? Find out what shape a tornado is and hear the most confusing comic ever this week.

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107 Mission: Impossible

July 11, 2022Podcast

Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to listen to the next in our Summer Blockbuster series: Mission: Impossible!

That’s a lot of colons! We promise there’s no colon talk in the episode. There’s also no Mission Mountain School talk in the Mission: Impossible episode? How’d we miss that opportunity? It’s probably The Gideons’ fault. Those damn Gideons.

Anyway, Tom Cruise and Ving Rhames and helicopters and disks and cables and stuff.

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106 Independence Day

July 4, 2022Podcast

We’re kicking off our Summer Blockbuster series with a very apropos classic from 1996 — Independence Day starring Will Smith, Bill Pullman, Vivica Fox, and Jeff Goldblum! Contrary to jen’s opinion, this movie is not Men in Black.

Come whoop E.T.’s ass with us, but seriously, fuck this country.

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105 Beavis and Butthead with Eric Part 2

June 27, 2022Podcast

Part 2 of our Beavis and Butthead adventure with Eric! Get ready for the worst comic you’ve ever had described to you by a couple of assholes and 5 more episodes of Beavis and Butthead’s incisive commentary on both music and bungholes.

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104 Beavis and Butthead with Eric

June 20, 2022Podcast

This is part 1 of our 2-part Beavis and Butthead miniseries with our friend Eric! We hope you like Beavis and Butthead because Jen put in approximately 1 million clips this week. Join us! And find out if you, too, are too lazy to rock and too lazy to clean the tub.

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103 The Brady Bunch Movie

June 13, 2022Podcast

Hey there groovy chicks! It’s The Brady Bunch Movie! No, not the one in Hawaii. No, not the one at the Grand Canyon either. The 1995 one. There’s a lot of ill-advised singing both in this movie and in this episode about the movie, so be warned. Also, Micah is wrong about when the Brady Bunch TV show started, but don’t @ him.

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102 Mad Love

June 6, 2022Podcast

Pack your flannels and meet us in Seattle for a road trip movie! It’s 1995’s Mad Love! A friend and fan of the show requested this one several years ago and we’re finally getting around to it! It’s the adorable combination of Chris O’Donnell and Drew Barrymore in this road trip/forbidden teen love/fucked up portrayal of mental illness movie!

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101 Theodore Rex

May 23, 2022Podcast

Finally, by popular demand, we watched the movie everyone has been waiting for us to cover, the only movie Whoopi Goodberg has ever REGRETTED making, the undisputed greatest dinosaur movie of all time: It’s Theodore Rex! The dinosaurs talk! They wear clothes! They fart on people! And jen tells a brief Montana story about deer and stumps.

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99 The Head Episode 7 The Finale

May 9, 2022Podcast

It’s the last episode of The Head! The invasion has arrived, the aliens have captured Dr. Elliott, and the feds are in love! Micah brings the most nothing See You in the Funny Papers yet, and we reveal what our special 100th episode will be!

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