Heeeeeeyyyyy. So, yeah, we decided to watch 1995’s Outbreak. Just now. Yes, that Outbreak. Because what better time to watch a movie about a terrifying pandemic than during an actual pandemic? We don’t dwell on gross details, but we get it if you’re not up for this topic right now.
Don’t worry though, we still do a See You in the Funny Papers, and we’re still complete dipshits throughout!
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We’re back again! This time for keeps. For real? For a longer time–whatever, our hiatus is over. We’re back to making regular episodes. This is not a regular episode though. Making episodes regularly is what I meant.
Anyway, Jen reads a letter sent from Mission Mountain many years ago and Micah catches Jen up on the Great Blondie/Hi & Lois Controversy of 1994 during everyone’s favorite segment! Also, Jen solves time travel paradoxes.
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It’s Groundhog Day! So obviously we watched Harold Ramis’ 1993 masterpiece “Groundhog Day” starring Bill Murray, Andie McDowell, and Chris Elliott FOUR TIMES! We watched it over and over and over just like Bill Murray lives the same day over and over and over. Get it? Get it‽
Sorry, we’re a little delirious. We recorded a bit between each viewing and do we uncover more nuance each time? Not really, but at least we repeat ourselves a lot. But it’s on purpose and totally meta. GET IT‽
Near the end things really get out of control and our children hijack our mics so we hope you enjoy that. And we give a shout out to a good podcast called “Any Album You Like” that also included repeated viewings of something. You should just listen to that podcast.
Sorry the edit is a little rough, but we had to get it out today because what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn’t one today!
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So.
It’s so. And murderer. It’s murderer.
This is the “Misheard Lyrics” episode of I Never Saw That. So feel free to to laugh at us. Also laugh with us though, because we laugh with each other a lot and we have a lot of fun talking about the top songs on Billboard’s Hot 100 at the end of 1994. We talk about four songs in this episode and didn’t hear the correct lyrics to at least two of them. So 50/50. We’ll take those odds!
Also, I talk SO all the time doesn’t make any goddamn sense so, whatever, slow is better. None of the other song we screwed up makes any sort of sense so “werdemup” works just as well if not better. WE FIXED YOUR SONGS LISA LOEB AND INI KAMOZE! YOU’RE WELCOME!!! Boyz, we can’t fix your shit. Sorry.
Thanks for listening!
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This episode is technically an episode. It is not good but at least it’s short! It’s just Jen, talking about some stuff. Our travels, a little bit of Montana, and some Randy Quaid (Uncle Eddie) from National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation.
One thing Jen realized after listening to this is that if she would have lowered her voice just a little bit this could have been an ASMR episode! Feel free to listen to this one at bedtime!
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This week we’re joined by a very special guest and friend of the podcast, Elliott! Jen and Elliott watched 1995’s Tommy Boy, the Chris Farley and David Spade classic, and Elliott shares his thoughts and innermost feelings. Micah didn’t watch it so he doesn’t talk about it much, but he does have another installment of everyone’s favorite segment for you, his fans. Jen finally brings back everyone’s least favorite segment, so there’s that too.
Enjoy!
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We’re back with The Quick and the Dead! A different sort of western we guess? Who needs a plot when you have guns?
This one’s a little long but we hope that since we haven’t released an episode in a damn month you won’t mind.
Micah tries something new with see you in the funny papers this week, and one thing we can say about that is that it was definitely a thing we did and that it made Jen look like a real dillhole who cannot pick up on very obvious hints.
Jen mostly gushes about Gene Hackman, who owns her heart *and* this damn town.
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Well, this is a weird one. And that’s saying a lot if you look back at our oeuvre. There’s some ‘90s comic strip education, a little adventure choosing, some heavy talk of Montana and parental relationships, and a description of a game we play that we ripped off from a popular television show. See if you can keep up.
SPOILER ALERT: We are about to ruin — no, that’s not the right word. It’s impossible to ruin something that is this bad. We’re about to give away all the endings to the R.A. Montgomery book “Tattoo of Death.” We’re not reading them all word for word, we’re just recapping. Originally we were going to do a 13-episode Tattoo of Death miniseries, called Tattoo of Death:The Miniseries:The Revenge. But now we’re not, OK? That was a ludicrous idea! This is better!
As for the other content, I don’t even know what to say. Good luck I guess. And thank you.
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Remember that wild Choose Your Own Adventure episode we did with the Yule brothers from Finish It‽ Well get ready for some more of that action, except without the Yule brothers and therefore a lot less good.
We bring you our 13-episode Tattoo of Death miniseries, called Tattoo of Death:The Miniseries:The Revenge. These were going to be Patreon-exclusive minisodes (which is why it’s mostly just Jen reading the book) but we’d rather share all the remaining ways we can die in Tattoo of Death with ALL of you!
We do this with Finish It’s blessing, in case you’re worried that we’re trying to steal their show. 🙂
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This week is all about Weird Al Yankovic’s Bad Hair Day from 1996! This topic was chosen by one of our newest Patreon supporters, Mike, and we had fun listening to this whole album for the first time. So thanks, Mike! Many tracks coincided with things we’ve already discussed in previous episodes, which we realized makes a lot of sense: Weird Al likes to be topical and relevant. Come for the parody and stay for the wicked accordion grooves.
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